Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Boring People Shouldn't Have Babies

I'm all for babies. I love them. I'm a total sucker for a fat face and soft feet that have never walked a day in their life.

This probably explains a lot already about my bad choices in the romantic sector. But that's for another entry.

THIS entry is for all of the people who have children and decide to unabashedly whore them out on social networking sites for all of the paeophiles, creeps and friends (these are not necessarily singular characteristics of a person - one can encompass a more than one) to see.

But that's not my problem. That's their pre-Kindergarten bad-parenting-choices-that-will-scar-their-child-and-eventually-drive-them-to-mass-suicide decisions to make.

What irks me is the comments that people insist on leaving on their walls:

1: This is so cute!
2: I just love her!!! So cute!
3: What a love!
4: LOVE this pic! So cute!!
5: OMG! Total cutie pie!!
6: Too cute!! Honey, let's get together soon!
7: Love, Love, Love!!
8: When do I get to meet her?
9: Adorable! SO cute!
10: Precious! Love her already!!

Redundant? Yes. Honest? Probably not.

It is a tri-annual struggle (probably as often as I look at these) to stop myself from writing: Your child is incredibly ugly. Ewww.