Facebook makes me sick/I am a hypocrite

People who quote themselves on the "quotes" section of their Facebook pages should be gathered up, unloaded on a small island, and forced to listen to "Language Is A Virus" over and over again. 

People who change their Facebook statuses more than three times a day should be on computer timeout, especially if they are uninteresting statuses like "at work and then the gym"/"is tired"/"hungover from last night!!!!!" which apply to everyone and are interesting to no one.

People who belong to Facebook groups like "Republicans are Better Looking Than Democrats", "American By Birth: Southern By The Grace of God", "I Support A Third Term For George Bush", and "you ain't shit unless you've pissed in jp's tub" really exist, in fact I went to high school with them. They should stay exactly where they are (Lowndes County) and keep doing exactly what they are doing (nothing important). 

People who make fun of people on Facebook but have blogs that are just as self-obsessed should be called out on their double standards.