Big Brother Sucks Ass

Ted,

Your job is immoral and spineless. You are a casting director for Big Brother and I can't imagine how you can wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror.

Especially when you seek out girls in seedy bars for your much more seedy show. How can you possibly think that any girl, who looks relatively put together, would ever want to partake in "fifteen minutes of fame" simply because you throw a CBS card out at them and then proceed to tell them that you think they're a bitch.

Just because you have a "job" with a network, pimping out face time via a ridiculous show that is directly responsible for the dumbing down of society, does not ingratiate you with the role of top dog.

You're an asshole. No, you're a douche.

Let it be known that having a California drivers license, and flaunting your "LA-ness" does not entitle you to respect.

Your show sucks. And so do you.

Leave us alone.