Saturday, April 18, 2009

9pm Watershed

In England, any evening after 9pm, naked men/women, the words "fuck" and "shit" and really violent scenes are typically permitted on all television programs.

In Boston, you can't drink alcohol at a concert on a Friday night after that time.

So, thanks Agannis Arena. Thanks very much for letting me and my friend know this. Especially after you made us each, separately, purchase our one drink (because two for one is not allowed - God forbid one of you still stay in your seats and enjoy the show) at an extortionate price. The cashier's snarly comment - "Enjoy the stupid show" - really made my beer taste a lot better too.

Thanks a lot. You're fucking awesome.

And good luck with your Kings Of Leons fans tonight. I hope they smoke weed, inject heroin and Caleb throws buckets into the audience and chaos ensues.

Thanks a lot.

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