Friday, April 10, 2009

Livers For A Dollar

This morning, in a CVS parking lot, a guy asked me for a dollar so he could "get some gas".

I probably would have given it to him but seeing as this same guy, on at least five different occasions, has asked me asked me the same exact question, I gathered that we're not talking about the same kind of gas so I told him no.

He then told me to fuck off and that he was going to "eat my liver".

Really? Fine. Take it.

I need a new one anyway.

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